Wedger

A derogatory term for someone of short stature.

that kid is such a fuck'n wedger.
holy shit, you did it with that wedge, you'd better get checked.

by shortstakk October 11, 2010

Wedgability

n.

1. Precision in lifting a golf ball, as from sand.

Tiger Woods exemplified a great understanding of wedgability when conquering the perils of the sand trap.

by Space Monkey Nation February 15, 2006

Wedde

v. When you release every bodily fluid all at the same time. I'm talking semen, tears, blood, crap, sweat, urine, bile... the works.

Dude, that guy was so messed up we had to put him in the bathtub right before he wedded everywhere.

by Reggie Rockhard October 22, 2008

wadget

A web-based widget that acts more like an ad than an actual widget.

User clicks on something that looks like a form, but is redirected as though he/she had clicked on an ad. Wadget.

by iscreamsandwitch October 26, 2009

Wedgie

When your underwear/pants gets pulled to far up your buttcrack.

Man, that gave me a wedgie!

by Dude Awaesome10110 April 27, 2017

Lazy Wednesday

The act of lying in bed for an extra hour on a Wednesday morning to help ease yourself over the mid-week hump.

Lazy Wednesday is only applicable 5 day week workers.
Those who work less than 5 day weeks and take a Lazy Wednesday, are just plain vanilla "Lazy"

If you usually get up at 7.00am for work, then on a lazy Wednesday you would get up at 8.00am instead.

by Dave-J March 18, 2009

wedgie cock

when your cock gets stuck between you and your wedgie

OWWWWWW my wedgie cock hurts like a heringent rifle blasting my gopher squad

by Blame December 28, 2007