disco turkey

A peacock. A simple peacock

“Hey did you see the disco turkey yesterday?”
“Yeah! Their feathers were magnificent!”

by TurtleButts May 7, 2018

Catching the crazy turkey

An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.

We all know where you've been, you've been catching the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed.

by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014

Turkey Necking

When a person's head jerks back and forth as they fall asleep while sitting.

That class was so boring I started turkey necking.

by Robotz February 10, 2006

turkey buzzard

a man of a certain age, say 50, who is desirous of slightly underage girls--a heterosexual congressman foley--a vile predator of innocents.

there is a true ghost, a ghoul actually, who roams the halls and lobby of the chelsea hotel preying on women of a certain age. a disapicable predator, the likes of a certain congressman from florida, who makes sport of filing notches on his unfortunate rifle when successful, and is vicious and bitter when shunned. buyer beware: we all know picasso was a vile pig with women - as for this "artiste," all of the acidic, noxious colors of oil paint splayed in demonic imagery on canvas is no excuse for a pompous turkey buzzard in paint splattered pants.

by col. warren j hendricks November 6, 2008

Turkey Punch

To punch someone in the throat.

"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"

by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011

Turkey Sub

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.

Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment - Jack Black, School of Rock

Hey Turkey Sub (to large person)

TurkeySub (nickname to thin over eater)

by wordgman November 4, 2007

Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck

I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her

by poopsmear January 10, 2011