small one

a shot of alcohol, usually vodka, taken during work hours.

hey do you want to do a small one?

by sentimentallychallenged July 11, 2019

the property of ones

StrongBads "bogus theory"
The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.

"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"

by Rane May 8, 2003

tying one on

It means we're doing whatever whenever and however and letting it take us wherever we end up while getting f***** up

Were really going to be tying one on tonight when we go out.

by Russ Thompson November 25, 2013

a risky one

Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the gentlemanly pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, refreshing beverage.
Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if you're in mid stroke as she comes comes in.
Also known as one of the Risk

Why don't you try a bit of R & R?
What rest and relaxation?
No Wrist and Risk action. Try having a risky one.

wank knockoneoffthewrist one off the wrist risk incest

by Etherial Moiety February 27, 2011

One-tapped

An act of getting killed in one shot, most often in the head, in first-person shooters, such as Counter-Strike.

Sick one-tap, bro!
And the ScreaM simply one-tapped the AWP-er, divine!

by n00bE March 17, 2019

Round Ones

Ecstacy tablets

Hey cuz yah got any round ones

by Jethro q October 27, 2008

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003