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Emily Todd

fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019
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Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!
by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014
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Emily-Joy

An actually good girl. The one that goes to church and goes to school. She's beautiful and doesn't know it.
She's an Emily-Joy
by Moglistory December 19, 2016
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major emily

1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love

2. semen lavatory

3. fat cunt whore
ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily
by Briar Rose January 2, 2008
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Emily Iskra

Emily iskra can be used for doing misspells and bad grammar with her friends.
Like smashing random keyboards and such.
Sasha Alton: FUNNT
Emily Iskra: I FID IT AND IT AMAZE
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Emily Rowe

The BIGGEST JoHoWitno you'll ever meet fam! ;)
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