when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
Get the Calling the wifemug. A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
Get the wife drivermug. A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
Get the Spear Wifemug. by anonymous June 7, 2021
Get the Hot Wife Summermug. A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff
by The supreme maker December 28, 2021
Get the Wifemug. So Alice is mattheo riddles wife
they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world
if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way
they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world
if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way
by mattheos wife ofc July 7, 2021
Get the alice mattheos wifemug. her name is Perpetua-Felicidad , it is sometimes written as Perpetua-Felicity , and addressed as Michael Jackson HildaHvshki .
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.
She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.
She is also known in the entertainment industry and chatainment as Jackson Monilium . She got married to MJ in 1985 Nov 9, and they are still married.
She is the only real wife of Michael Joseph Jackson.
Michael Joseph Jackson's wife is very intelligent.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.
Michael Jackson's wife is very rich.
Michael Jackson's wife is a real life Royalty.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
Get the Michael Jackson's wifemug.