hipster

Someone who's too mainstream to call themselves a hipster.

Josh: Naw bruh i don't drink coffee no more, just organic tea.
Brendan: Youz a hipster man
Josh: What?! No. That's too mainstream bruh. Gotta go catch Coldplay perform at this subtle underground stadium. I'll blog about it on my boho tumblr. Shalom.

by that-handle October 2, 2014

Hipster

They like it before it was cool.

There's a 3/4 chance of a hipster getting bitch slapped tonight.

by cheshire014 August 26, 2016

Hipster

Anyone who is named or has a variation of the name "Germain".

Germain is such a hipster.

by Bnerdude June 19, 2022

Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.

Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”

by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Hipster

Someone who acts different (or at least outside the hipster subgroup, because they obviously all act the same), but only for the purpose of being different.

"I don't have a beard, only hipsters have beards. I have a type of mustache that was only popular in the 1963 gay scene of a small mountain village near Buenos Aires. You probably never heard of it." (A Hipster, probably)

by General Sharkfist January 17, 2018

Hipster

Word that basic people use to describe people who are not basic.

I'll bet that hipster has never even seen the inside of an Eddie Bauer.

by Dhuron November 23, 2017