That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021

When a member of Bapo is currently using the toilet and pooping. Generally followed by taking a shower to clean up. The word can also be replaced with an emote :blasting: which signifies the same action.
Jappetto being the upstanding moderator he is, continued to process the mod queue while using his laptop and blasting. After blasting he showered to make sure he was clean again.
by bapo-blaster September 28, 2019

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

by slylittleperson October 30, 2014

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"
by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.
Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.
Bend over, here it comes again.
Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
Bend over, here it comes again.
Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021
