today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out!

hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! or HSC: WTK? DTKT?? LFO! is a game show for hollywoo stars and celebrity's made by Mr. Peanutbutter.

Did you catch hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! last night?

by snechta December 5, 2024

writing things out

to write especially in a full and complete form

“I still like writing things out in longhand”

by Liltilo December 14, 2020

person-thing

When you mean to use the word thing but say person instead and then try to correct yourself.

That's a nice person-thing for you to do.

by Gammatical March 1, 2021

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025