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today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
mugGet the today on thingsmug.
hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! or HSC: WTK? DTKT?? LFO! is a game show for hollywoo stars and celebrity's made by Mr. Peanutbutter.
Did you catch hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! last night?
by snechta December 5, 2024
mugGet the hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out!mug.

writing things out

to write especially in a full and complete form
“I still like writing things out in longhand
by Liltilo December 14, 2020
mugGet the writing things outmug.

person-thing

When you mean to use the word thing but say person instead and then try to correct yourself.
That's a nice person-thing for you to do.
by Gammatical March 1, 2021
mugGet the person-thingmug.

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom
*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*
by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017
mugGet the water balloon thing guymug.

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist
What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can
by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022
mugGet the time is a thing you canmug.

Working towards things

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
mugGet the Working towards thingsmug.

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