doff me a hat

a phrase meaning

1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me

2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob

girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.

boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013

Memphis Top Hat

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.

Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.

by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010

Ass hat

Ass hat means idiot and is of course an offensive word. A word that is pronounced like the word asset.

You're a remarkably great ass hat/asset to the company.

by fetto April 24, 2006

Hat rack

Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.

Its all fun and games until the hat rack loses the game.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Blue Hat Emoji

In a similar style to president trumps 2016 red MAGA hat, 2020 presidential candidate Andrew Yang's blue MATH hat has become a symbol of him and his supporters, the YangGang who have started using the blue hat emoji in their twitter usernames to aid in quickly identifying each other.

"Be sure to add the Blue Hat Emoji to your name so everyone'll know your Yang Gang."

by Hydrahead_Hunter October 7, 2019

all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).

Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.

by Al September 29, 2006

Gucci bucket hat

The Gucci bucket hat is the peak of SWAG. Anyone who is or ever has been a baller owns a Gucci bucket hat. You're lame if you don't own one.

Fred: "yo Larry, you got that sick new Gucci bucket hat?"
Larry: "Fo Shizzle dawg. Im a baller now that my soundcloud blew up."

by M1126_Stryker September 29, 2020