Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth
Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?
by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022
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tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.
Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"
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Morning Lady

Also called Single mother single mom single mommy Single mama

This is a Single mom
The Morning lady is Trying her best for her kids
by 459395 March 08, 2022
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Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.
Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
by GalazyGuy July 27, 2022
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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 02, 2016
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Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
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morning stew

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"
by nextscv January 08, 2012
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