Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012

Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children

Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?

by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010

nascar fart

Once released in place with air circulation like small office it might hit in the nose several times like doing laps in NASCAR.

- I thought it was gone, but here I smell it again!
-I's a NASCAR fart!

by Svetimšalis September 9, 2020

Wookie Fart

A very propulsive and long winded fart resembling the sound of a Wookie From Star Wars makes when he is angry or screaming out in agony.

My husband cleared the superbowl party when let a Wookie Fart out he'd been holding in apparently too long. It sounded like a grizzly gear dying!

by SheRa Princess of Power June 22, 2013

cock fart

fart through the cock ;)

big sus cock fart, bust a cocky wocky farty warty

by shoottheprotesters June 8, 2021