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Catholic Suicide

Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.
Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.

Rectal suicide 

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.
I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.
Rectal suicide by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

Internet Suicide 

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.

Ideological suicide

When a person believes in and supports a political movement which directly and explicitly advocates for their own death.
Holy shit a Nazi Furry? Ideological suicide right here.
Ideological suicide by DaJiff June 15, 2022

Evil suicide 

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.
Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.

Solar Suicide 

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.
Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.
Solar Suicide by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022