Slip'n Slide

When a man with drum mag balls unloads his semen upon a female and creates a puddle of nut

Brooo he gave her the Slip'n Slide after not wanking it for a month.

by gooyachem July 19, 2024

Shepherd's Slide

The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.

She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.

by Prough91 April 19, 2011

Kside Slide

Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).

This is a KSide Slide

"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."

by Maximillion88 January 5, 2011

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

Flip n Slide

This sexual endeavor involves a standing male and female who are both unclothed at the top of a cobbled hill covered in lube. Man runs towards female backwards and back flips so his erect peni ends up in her mouth. The force of the flip then slams the womens head to the floor causing concussion and thus both members of the act slide down the hill in a 69 position.

"wheres stacey?"
"she's in hospital, heard she did the Flip n slide last night"

by ket hunter June 5, 2018

Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

by shlongman24 April 8, 2021