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salty facial 

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!
salty facial by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty Wonton 

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.
Salty Wonton by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

Salty Drop 

When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!
I'm about to salty drop my whole squad!
Salty Drop by Belvedere Ballington December 5, 2013

salty toothbrush 

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.
She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

Salty old dog 

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
Salty old dog by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Salty Hipster 

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.
I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.
Salty Hipster by Robbo75 May 14, 2015