Sloppy Nigger Walk

the ridiculous walk that niggers use. If all people were uniform color, you could still identify a nigger by his sloppy walk. He'll have one hand on his usually massive cack, swing the other arm more than it needs to be swung, and catch his fat nigger lips on trip wires, pigeons, hot dog carts, bannana peels, and other random objects.

Hey, Simon, watch out. That nigger is approaching with a sloppy nigger walk. Don't let him touch you and give you AIDs.

by Party February 12, 2005

sloppy roast beef

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips.

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.

by Jerry Jelinek May 27, 2008

NJ sloppy joe

the REAL sloppy joe's. Unlike the disgusting sloppy joes that are just taco meat in a hamburger bun, these sandwiches are AMAZING. They are actually a real sandwich. They include- a layer of bread, then corn beef, then pastrami, then turkey, then russian dressing, then more bread, then the whole thing ALL OVER AGAIN!! they usually are cut into triangles and secured with a toothpick so the tower of a sandwich does not fall over. these sandwiches are also reffered to as "rich kid sloppy joes." they are INSANE!!

I eat NJ sloppy joes, that don't taste like shit!!

by Blair* January 5, 2006

Sloppy Toppy 6000

The neutral BJ Between Sloppy Toppy 5000 and Sloppy Toppy 7000. It gives the feeling of gods without astral projecting you into the 4th dimension.

Damn Sally(from cars 3) gave me a Sloppy Toppy 6000.

by MrSofaSoup February 23, 2022

Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.

Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”

by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Stillwater sloppy

When one roommate leaves urine drops on the seat of the toilet only for some unsuspecting future person to sit in the sticky remains. Term originating from the dorm rooms of Oklahoma State University, hence the name, Stillwater.

Man, my roommate left a fucking Stillwater sloppy in the restroom again! This time my girlfriend sat in it.

by imacoolkid1990 September 17, 2010