sloppy joe

when your eating a girl out and she bleeds on your nose.

Last night, i got a sloppy joe from my girlfriend.

by Joe April 11, 2003

sloppy seconds

Referring to second base, oral action on the breasts. rather than "feeling her up" it is going to the next step.

He tore off my shirt and before I kinew it he was licking me for sloppy seconds

by Millienom September 30, 2007

Sloppy Joe

Anal sex after the reciever has ingested laxatives. Works best after letting the laxatives take effect. After pulling out, you pretty much have a chili dog, but that definition is already taken with a whole new meaning, so this is now called the "Sloppy Joe".

"Tracy took several X-Lax tablets hours before Keith rammed her bunghole, so when he removed his penis, he noticed they had made a sloppy Joe"

by Tonya and Steve February 13, 2008

sloppy-knuckles

origin and meaning unknown.... one can only guess

After I punched the clown the other night, I had a horrible case of sloppy-knuckles

by hewchardon May 22, 2003

Sloppy Cone

Verb. The act of giving head with excess saliva.

"That Patricia Cuddlesworth sure gives some sloppy cone"

by L. M. February 17, 2005

sloppy adam

When one of your friends gets so drunk that they start growing stubble on their face. This makes them look very shit-faced and retarded.

Did you see the pictures from last night I was so wasted. Yeah, you definately had a sloppy adam going on.

by Douschie October 22, 2006

Sloppy Sulu

Getting your balls licked by an old man while sitting at a sushi bar. Named after George Takei's character Mr. Sulu in Star Trek.

Boy now that we are in Tokyo I could really go for a large Sapporo followed up with a Sloppy Sulu.

by Magnoted October 18, 2008