Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.

Answer shopping:
“Mom can I go out tonight”

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”

by JemimaJ September 21, 2019

Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

electric shop

Electric shop is otherwise known as the unhappy street lingo for toilet

I'm going to 'lay some cable' at the electric shop

by Sparky the Electrician June 17, 2016

Shop

Mean you got style, you know how to dress yourself, trendy, adorable.

That outfit is so Shop.

by Ayawn90 September 8, 2019

shops around the corner

Gay

He shops around the corner for sure sister!

by Ermine Street November 24, 2022

Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019