robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.

robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.

by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023

Robert

A Robert is the best person, friend or boyfriend in the world he is smart but acts dumb, he is drop-dead gorgeous, yet denies it and if you ever insult him or do him wrong he will apologise even if he is right, he gives the best advice for your benefit knows how, when and why he says it and an amazing kisser, many think of him as cocky, stuck up and a fuckboy in some case but those who really know him see that he's not he is not popular and usually shy and introvertive around strangers but he is definitely admired by everyone. and the greatest part of all ladies, trust me from experience he is amazing in bed because he still shows love towards you and not what you'd expect him to be staring at if you are ever privileged to have him in your life don't be foolish NEVER LET GO, MARRY HIM

Girl 1: UHH, I yelled at Robert because I said I need space and now that he gave me space, I regret letting him go I hope he forgives me.
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING

by DREAMBOYS4REAL!!! July 31, 2020

robert

quiet af

robert is quiet af

by bitchniggasnitchniggahoenigga July 30, 2019

Zoe roberts

The meaning of life

I found the meaning of life and its Zoe roberts

by Riffwaffle August 29, 2022

robert powell

a human who looks like freaking jesus but HE IS NOT

person1: hey who is that dude who looks like jesus?
person2: robert powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023

Carmanie and Robert

This is the dream couple , they will love each other forever , they met in high school and were together since then , they will grow up and have 2 little cute boys .

I want to be like Carmanie and Robert

by Handy right June 22, 2018