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River

River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL
Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot
by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021
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River Lee Lewis Careswell

River Lee Lewis Careswell is the hottest sexiest person ever, every wants to get with them. you should just bow down to her because she is the best not to mention her amazing fashion style
whos the best person ever, River Lee Lewis Careswell is the best
by 124323 March 22, 2021
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River Nigger

A poor slang term for an Indian person or one from India the country; got them going down the way of life and they're there or; cleaned them off.
That river nigger at the gas station had a polo on today for his one store and cleaned from the streets side eye life.
by Peggester July 25, 2024
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down river syndrome

When a person has chromosomal damage from living down river near Detroit
Man that guy has a bad case of down river syndrome
by Kauai-kimo September 23, 2022
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Pearl River Rat

Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.
"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."
by Queen Daniel April 12, 2020
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milk river

It sounds like a pervert sexual act but it's really just a river in Montana
by T_Cain June 14, 2022
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Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
by misstara007 January 4, 2022
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