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Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023
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post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.
Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...
by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.
Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."
"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."
by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023
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Pre-Tomats

The not quite ketchup fluid that comes out before the ketchup. This can be remedied by giving the bottle a good shakin' before you squeeze.
A human squeezing a ketchup bottle onto a BBQ'd hot dogger

Human one - "Oh shoot, now my dog is covered in pre-tomats!"

Human two - "Bruh, you should have shaken the bottle, pre-tomats is the worst."
by Sasserfrats November 6, 2020
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pre lifer

proper noun-
someone you've known since pre-fertilized egg days before your birth.
adjective-
something that is really amazing
verb-
doing something with your pre lifer that is iconic
proper noun- "oh my god!! look at my pre lifer!"
adjective- "that is so pre lifer!"
verb- "having a pre lifer moment!!"
by prelifeologist February 18, 2022
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