Ohioitis

Ohioitis is a debilitating disease where you try and recall what state a person is from, but Ohio is the only thing that comes to mind.

You can figure out if you have Ohioitis if it seems strange that the last 7 people you've mentioned have been from Ohio according to you, and the people have no relation to each other what so ever. There is no treatment Ohioitis, and is a life long struggle.

"Yeah he will be coming down from... Ohio... Yeah that sounds right to me..." The last 6 people the speaker has mentioned have been from Ohio according to him. This is because he has Ohioitis

by Lily_borb February 23, 2022

Rare Ohioan Entity

Your daily encounters if you ever go to the state of Ohio

*Someone*: "I just met a Rare Ohioan Entity"

by Im a double faced entendre November 18, 2022

Ohiophobia

Someone who is afraid of the state known as Ohio

Charles "Hey Man Let's Go to Ohio" Timmy "Sorry bro I have Ohiophobia and it freaks me out"

by H3IS3NB3R9 August 24, 2022

Ohioan

The language of Ohio

Brick in Ohioan is "brick".

by Gorge Da Firs January 27, 2023

Ohioan

noun, a summer visitor (irregardless of origin) to the Virginia Beach resort area.

I can't find a place to park in the summer cuz of all the Ohioans in town.

by White Andre April 22, 2009

ohioan

Someone who is born and raised in the biggest shit hole in the United States of America. Ohioans are usually pasty white trash who move out of their homeland once possible. When they move to another state, Ohioans pull out their Ohio State T-shirts and tell you how great the state, but everyone knows their state is the anus of America.

Bill: Today, a Ohioan asked me if the ocean was salt water or fresh water.
Me: Jesus, they're fuckin morons.

by bigjim722 November 15, 2009

ohioie

Adj.- of or pertaining to a quality recognized as a characteristic of ohio. also, simply being from ohio makes you ohioie.

pronounced "ohio-ee"

dude. we came to florida to get away from shitty weather, but its way ohioie out.


hooray for the black keys. they are ohioie. way ohioier than senses fail. cuz senses fail are from jersey.

by ryyyyyyyryyyyyyy August 19, 2008