If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
by Dick334289 November 23, 2022
Get the Mountaineer Mentalitymug. The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020
Get the Mountain Menmug. A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
Get the Mountain hookmug. Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.
by ??????+ May 9, 2019
Get the Hugo Mountainmug. by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
Get the metaphor mountainmug. 1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
by TanAir December 9, 2013
Get the Mountain Dewdoomug. by namefalgus September 3, 2021
Get the Fall Mountainmug.