Claymore Moment

the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).

Claymore Moment

a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.

b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.

by mistahwaffles October 15, 2011

Canadian Moment

When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising

Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.

by sedrfghjkloiuyghjbk December 10, 2020

Paddy Moment

Paddy moment is when the minds of two Irish or Northern Irish people are overwhelmed by ignorance and stupidity, causing them to react in an illogical self-destructive manor, aka a Paddy. Paddy moments can happen over anything, anywhere, anytime and can only happen between Paddys and not any other type of people.

"Did you see the Paddy Moment that happened down at the pub last night?"

by NornIronLad November 27, 2022

Lonely Moment

Any moment where a seen-by-all verbal or physical gaff leaves you feeling all alone in a crowd

Example 1: When you think you said something super funny but no one else is laughing.

Example 2: taking a tumble in front of a crowd of people but not being injured enough to fake unconsciousness so you're forced to get up, brush off and mumble "darn those stairs someone really ought to fix them" - and think to yourself "crap, that was a lonely moment."

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

BJ moment

BJ moment is the abbreviation of the moment where Jim becomes big and massive in size.

A: Jim has became so big since he started overeating continuously.

B: That's a BJ moment

by BJmomento November 25, 2021

mordah moment

A type of moment when somebody manages to fuck something up or let Everyone down without even trying to do so and or having the sudden urge to abandon all your friends in order to partake in the event of jerking off in showers for 6 hours.

Awww man Matthew just had a Mordah Moment

by Furyblade19144 December 6, 2019

default moment

when a moment occurs in ones life in which they have, or wish they had a camera, to take a picture of what is taking place...only in turn to upload the picture and set it as their default picture on facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.

2 guys in a weightroom...(no homo was previously called)

Guy 1: Dude i look so jacked in this mirror
Guy 2: Oh shoot...so do i
Both: This is a default moment!!

by j. hahn 15 June 23, 2009