minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023

Minecraft Leg Ends

A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!

Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass.

by Fire Axus June 16, 2022

minecraft

The code name used for marijuana when you are around your parents, or grandparents, when you want to be discrete.

Ay mon you wanna play minecraft?

Yeah broham let's get minecrafted!

by arnold cranberry September 24, 2020

Minecraft

You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.

Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.

Idiot: Terraria is 2D Minecraft
Me: No Minecraft is 3D Terraria

by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023

Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 30, 2021

Minecraft Warden

A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Minecraft Pussy

minecraft sex mod now available limited edition no refunds children granted

Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023