Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement

He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!

by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019

Math

The best Dad joke ever!

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!

by Aldi's February 5, 2019

Math

Mental abuse to humans. Very simple. Tbh its killing me.

Jack: I have homework about mental abuse to humans.. Bro help.
Kai: Bro.. The abuse is math. Very..VERY simple.

by ACowWithAPotato January 24, 2020

Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping

Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

math

A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish

inspired by something

english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k

by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023

Math

Metal

Abuse
To
Humans
😁

"MATH" is why u fail

by No one take this name April 30, 2019

Circle of Math

If the circle of life was how you can't make a simple equation super hard using calculous, it all connects via the circle of math

Look how needlessly complicated this equation is! That's the circle of math.

by Marett's Definitions Writer August 13, 2025