Gay Lesbian 

My dog : the one, the only, Gay LESBIAN

with the most voluptuous ass aka daddy satan booty

Hails from the depths of heck which is like hell but with better wifi

Example 1: Dude what the phaq, look at that gay ass, looking ass, lesbian ass, gay lesbian looking dog

Example 2: I didn't touch my dog, I didn't cum on my dog, I didn't come anywhere near my dog but my pee pee did feel aroused and then i realized that I myself am a Gay Lesbian

Gay Lesbian by nigerianchickenpoodle February 2, 2020

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

Having the lesbian vampires by Caterina. March 24, 2009

Ur Ben Lesbian 

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "Ur Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Ur Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

Ur Ben Lesbian by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018

he/him lesbian 

a straight guy who wants to feel special

some guy: i only like girls
person: so you're het?
some guy: actually i am a he/him lesbian !!!! 😡😡😡

he/him lesbian by aarghh c coom arghh September 28, 2020

lesbian wednesday 

A holidy closely related to 'hump day,' but where everyone acts homosexual, or if already homosexual, acts straight. a day of generic sex.

My boyfriend only lets me kiss girls on lesbian wednesday.

lesbian wednesday by sodomy_elaine August 30, 2008

male lesbian 

A guy, who likes the pootang, but also likes Dawson's Creek equally.

Joe and Sally are dating:
Sally to Joe: "Babe, do you want to go have sex?"
Joe to Sally: "After Joey kisses Pacey on Dawson's Creek. It's my favorite part."
Sally to herself: "Oh dear god, I am dating a lesbian..."

male lesbian by Dr. Ew July 26, 2005

square lesbian 

A very butch lesbian, whose boxy shoulders reminds one of a square. Also known as a square or bull dyke

The square lesbian walked over in her Wrangler jeans, boots, and mullet.

square lesbian by livingloud May 20, 2003