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Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
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Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…
“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”
by HuniBea November 21, 2022
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krhissie kei

Krhissie Kei is a name. You should stay away or else you will be in love to her eyes forever. She is strong and independent women who has a small brain, however she's pretty enough to make your day more lovely and exciting. She have a boyfriend named Nathaniel a good looking and fluffy person that she love the most.
Me: Hi Krhissie Kei have you eaten?
Her: No, I haven't pa.
by DoofenSmirthzxc June 9, 2021
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No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.
Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"
by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021
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dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass
by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017
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kei

sweaty and has a chewing kink but u gotta love her
kei? oh yeah she’s that funny bitch
by littlefuck November 11, 2021
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