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Mange Kitty

1) condition caused by attempting to remove one's pubic hair using a chemical epilating agent such as Nair, etc. The resulting follicular inflammation and rash of one's nethers resembles that of a dog with scabies.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.
1) I tried to clean up my downstairs for my big date, but I ended up getting serious mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.
by Damagedeposit March 5, 2022
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spit on kitty

The action of dribbling saliva on your partners triangle box, usually leading to smoother jabs and squeaking lips.
We spit on kitty in this house
by GG da banger August 10, 2021
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Kitty Cagematch

Tribbing, Scissoring, etc.

The act of grindinging two vaginas against eachother. While locking legs together like a WWE wrestler.
Did you hear how Becky and Tiff totally went all out in a kitty cagematch lastnight?
by BLT Sammich September 2, 2021
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kitty

by Kittybetterthanpotato May 17, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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Kitty

Kitty the fitty.
She’s a dirty dog, she is free for everyone.
She’s for the streets.
Stay woke in these streets la big Brrrrrrr.
Kitty is my slut.
by Kitty Thornton August 20, 2024
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Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
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