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Jake paul

Dick head

hit Deji once or twice idk
by xxxbotslayer22xxx May 13, 2019
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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of
Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!
by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022
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Jake Paul

Woah, I have Jake Paul
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Jake Irwin

The sexiest man on earth! Jake irwins are very athletic and fit. Jake irwins are super sweet and love to cuddle they are the best guy a girl could ask for and love to cuddle! 💓
"Look at that sexy guy." "Omg that must be a Jake Irwin."
by Bootygirl010505 November 3, 2016
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Jake 7

A: you *Jake 7 * *superman*
B: yes
by Maddersgibbls November 7, 2018
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the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.
by theJakefeeling November 27, 2011
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