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Jose Tañada

Jose is a great big dick man. He has a lightsaber that could light up any room he walks into. Something about his smile is so mesmerizing it just gets me going. He's a great kisser with his soft and voluptuous lips. His great selection of clothing includes his tight show giving khakis and his ugly Christmas sweater that isn't so ugly anymore after he puts it on. His energy is like a golden retriever. Everyone deserves a Jose in their lives.
Person 1: "OMG is that Jose Tañada??"
Person 2: "DILF ALERT, DILF ALERT!!"
by DilfLover102 November 23, 2021
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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.
Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.
by Hahabitch68 February 15, 2019
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