A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
by Clagus December 18, 2017

The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.
by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.
This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

by Dunnwrong61 June 28, 2025

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye
Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.
by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020
