Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

hoobersneef

Slang for columbian sugar booger , snorting, nose candy ect.

He always starts his day with a hoobersneef rail!!!

by Tinyloks2 December 28, 2024

hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing

Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me

by I might be that guy March 21, 2025

Hooters

A contraction of Who and Orders.

Hooters the pizza for these events? I don’t like chicken and I’d rather have venison from deer camp on mine.

by SURVYR March 22, 2025

Hooteru, hooTeru, hooterU

Hooteru, hooTeru, hooterU

Hooteru, hooTeru, hooterU

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 28, 2025

Hookernism

You were spawned from a hooker

My grandmother was a hooker, so essentially, I was born from hookernism

by JohnnyRed5 April 26, 2025

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025