goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goose

A guy that would never post fake definitions on Urban Dictionary

Hey that guy would never Goose that sh**

by JPaulPierce III June 24, 2022

Goose

Going off on sassy energy

Ok Goose! I see you!

by Stefstifler March 12, 2024

Goose

Goose is prob a furry because they like warrior cats so much! They joke about piss kinks a lot, they might ACUALLY have one tho... goose also is allergic to balls

Goose hates boobs. PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS DOWN GOOSE IS FAMOUS 😡

by Porrim’s #1 fan June 21, 2021

slip slap nigga goose

A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.

Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”

Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!

by steven pharmer October 20, 2020

Silly goose

A dummy who likes to eat chocolate

Your a silly goose ted

by Ihavetheseluciddreams December 5, 2021

Silly Goose

You're a fucking Re****

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"

by Guysom January 20, 2023