To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

silly gooses

People that are very very silly people

Hey did you know that anthony and angelina are silly gooses.

by silly gooses October 9, 2020

Silly Goose

A silly goose is someone who is very silly, and is a funny person!

Silly GOOSE!

by Tori E. October 28, 2020

Goosings

This is when you get shit done, or achieve a lot in a short time, sometimes with menaces.

It can be used as a well-wishing phrase, a congratulatory phrase, or just a statement.

I've got goosings to do.
Have good goosings!
Impressive goosings today my friend.

by GetTheBonk September 24, 2021

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024