When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
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Get the German Beltbuckle mug.A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.
Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!
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