Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by epqb May 19, 2024

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.

'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.

by jay gee May 21, 2024

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

Girlfriend

A amazing girl always there for u and she will stick by ur side no matter what u do. She is beautiful, perfect, Gorgeous, Stunning and she will love you forever. she will make u feel like a star because u are. She is funny and makes u laugh more then anyone. She is Cool, cooler then u which is a suprise. She is someone u need to take care of.

I love my girlfriend.

by Is this used June 8, 2024

girlfriend day

post your gf and get her gifts

on July 1st its girlfriend day

by hufieahfduieasge July 1, 2024

girlfriendsexual

Girl·friend·sex·u·al

1. (noun; m/f/x; plural: girlfriendsexuals)
Someone who is solely attracted to their girlfriend, and will only ever be attracted to and love their beautiful girlfriend.

"Why would I ever cheat on my girlfriend? I am a girlfriendsexual."

2. (adjective)
Used to describe someone who is girlfriendsexual (=exclusively attracted to their girlfriend.)

"Did you know Tony is girlfriendsexual? I didn't even know he had a girl; I lowkey thought that he's attracted to men."

Also see: 'wifesexual' (the inspiration for 'girlfriendsexual')

by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024