sewer fish

a pile of human excrement left purposely in the toilet bowl for someone else to find

hey bro, while you werent home I broke into your house and left a mean sewer fish for you

by robert morgan July 22, 2007

fish diving

The act of eating food out of a girl's snatch; like fish crackers.

Bob: Hey man are you hungry?
Craig: No man I was just with my girlfriend and I was fish diving for goldfish crackers.

by PoonjabWarrior69 March 18, 2011

crab fishing

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.

Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet

by WillT June 7, 2007

fish bonk

to beat an individual with one's penis to the point of unconsciousness

Mark: Dude, I totally fish bonked your roommate last night!
Sean: Yeah man, she was out cold!

by krauzy March 10, 2010

K-fishing

To be cheap and ask for money but never pay it back

Stop K-fishing=Stop being cheap/Pay me Back!/Don't be brown

by B-ryan the Great April 2, 2010

Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009

Fish stick

What happens to a penis after sticking it into a fishy vagina.

I have to go shower because Lucy gave me a fish stick.

Don't mess with Lucy, she'll give you a fish stick.

by JJ Nemean June 22, 2017