Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

Fiery Volcano

The use of hot sauce as an anal lubricant

Girl: "Hey I'm out of anal lubricant"

boy: "Don't worry I have this taco bell hot sauce for a fiery volcano"

Girl: " Ummm ok"

by robstark August 28, 2013

fire king

Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'

Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth

Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...

by EzioVonBigDicko November 29, 2013

fire pud

Ginger whose carpet matches the drapes.

Tammy:His pubes were red like his head.
Stacy: So john is a fire pud?
Tammy: Yeah!

by Vopper7 April 26, 2014

fire in Ikea

A simile, used to describe a large, chaotic human stampede.

"When the alarm went off, it was like a fire in Ikea!"

by JackGunMeister February 19, 2015

fire piss

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.

by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015

fire

something that is really good, usually pertaining to food.

Bro, that steak was fire, it tasted like heaven in my mouth

by hfhsjsjw August 10, 2016