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seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.
by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016
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memo faggot

A person who takes ridiculously many notes and memos during class.
"Take a look at Thomas over there, he's such a memo faggot!"

"The new student suddenly got shunned when the others found out he was a memo faggot"
by The Crazy Madman December 5, 2011
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Straight faggot

An egocentric man who is so weak and useless, that he is not even able to satisfy his own female partner.
Dude’s girlfriend came to visit after they haven't seen each other in a while, and that straight faggot was so self absorbed that he only got drunk and didn't bang her.
by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021
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Urban faggot

People who go on the urban dictionary and write entries such as neopronouns, he/him lesbian, etc. Scum of the earth, really.
Hey, what's the entry for neopronouns like? It's flaming those assholes, right?

Ugh, no. It was written by an urban faggot.
by Bruh-nigga February 7, 2020
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Faggot magnet

Something that attracts faggots.
His Mazda Miata is a real faggot magnet.
by Petrabid July 22, 2016
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sweatshirt faggot

A person, whom is usually fat or overweight that always wears a sweatshirt to try to hide their fat, but ends up failing and tricking no one. Even if it's hot they will still wear a sweatshirt.
Note: A sweatshirt faggot does not have to be overweight... but just wears a sweatshirt a lot
See Thomas over there... he's not even convincing any body that he's not fat. What a sweatshirt faggot
by yeah boy420 May 5, 2017
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circus faggots

A general Insult. Meaning Faggot of the Circus. Having its origins in phrases guaranteed to start fights.
Sam and Friends: "Yea well, Keep walking son!"
Rusty: "Sure thing, you circus faggots"
(Fight ensues)
by weefunker September 9, 2014
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