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pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.
"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
by rosaliehope June 21, 2017
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Danning

Danning - To go to a butchers cold storage unit with a gay friend, and then have sex with the carcass of a pig, cum up its arse and then your friend sucks out the cum. You then go and celebrate by having a falafel wrap.
I went danning the other night, with my mate Dan
by Fusion Dan June 28, 2021
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Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment
Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit
by Shenshang March 28, 2020
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Sub of the dan

sedge's servant
Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok
by bantah March 16, 2012
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Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.
An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."
by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015
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Dan

A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you.And he also have big dick energy so look out girls. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
how is dan
he has a big dick
by ilikecops November 23, 2021
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Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
by RD_ May 18, 2022
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