Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.

Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011

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Sticks in my crotch

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.

Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch

by carrie jackson June 14, 2018

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kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south

-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"

by borderlined September 10, 2020

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Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.

"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."

by Nicholas' February 2, 2008

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crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

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Katie Crotch-Hands

Someone who warms her hands up by sticking them between her legs. It is unknown wither or not she gets sexual pleasure from this.

So we are sitting at Montana's Restaurant, eating dinner, when Katie Crotch-Hands sticks her hands between her legs, in front of everybody! She says "Shut up my hands are cold!"

by Mar.Ley February 4, 2008

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