Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!

by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Sandy Crotch Dog

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.

by Boydsta00798033 October 10, 2021

Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.

"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."

by Nicholas' February 2, 2008

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

Katie Crotch-Hands

Someone who warms her hands up by sticking them between her legs. It is unknown wither or not she gets sexual pleasure from this.

So we are sitting at Montana's Restaurant, eating dinner, when Katie Crotch-Hands sticks her hands between her legs, in front of everybody! She says "Shut up my hands are cold!"

by Mar.Ley February 4, 2008

African Crotch Critters

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.

Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.

by I have ghetto Medical Terms! November 16, 2006