Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

by giantballslover February 8, 2022

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cootieclipper

When a crab pinches your clit.

I went to the beach and got cootieclipper

by Drabby February 15, 2022

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Cootie-ma

WET COOCHIE

Man that girl got that cootie-ma

by Amy walnut April 25, 2022

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is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.

don't touch him he got cooties.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

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