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chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.
Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.
by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013
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Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".
Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.
by TheWizz February 12, 2010
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Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.
Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?
by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023
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Chocolate Boboa

It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.
Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.
by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020
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Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.
1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?
by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021
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Chocolate Stew

When you drop a bomb in a woman's/man's mouth, and proceed to face-bang them until you ejaculate. The "stew" is the mixture of semen and fecal matter being mixed in her/his mouth.
"Me and Linda were feeling pretty hot last night, so I gave her a Chocolate Stew."
by The Potato Rapist November 9, 2013
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Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015
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