chonky cat is my loved cat named harley, he is fatter than a hippo but he loves everyone and thinks he is a real baby, if you walk in the door (even is ur a stanger) he will run up to you and beg for snuggles.
by Chonkycat101 March 25, 2021
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Despite the strange habits of this cat, everyone loves her.
Despite the strange habits of this cat, everyone loves her.
by just a random pyro April 24, 2021
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You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."
"But I have Cat Clause."
"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"
"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"
"But I have Cat Clause."
"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"
"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"
by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023
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Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.
Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.
Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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