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Canada's History

A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.
Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!
by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010
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parents hail from Canada

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.
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Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.
Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.
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Canada

Code word for anal deriving from an image drawn by Merunyaa of Meru holding her arms in a certain way to turn the word "Canada" on her sweatshirt into the word "anal"
Hey, wanna do Canada later?
Hell yeah! Canada is my favorite!
by the entirety of antartica December 14, 2023
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Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
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