by gvvfgftghhy April 09, 2019
When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.
by Bigscurr December 26, 2015
1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.
by markiel January 19, 2003
When a man fucks a girl in the chili ring, and then he pulls it out of her and she precedes to eat his corn covered dick.
by Randy71 July 09, 2010
n. the act of going to any fast food restaurants such as Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, etc. and both eating as much as you can off of the menu then entering a corn field with your girlfriend and/or boyfriend and using your own diarrhea as lube, injecting your pecker into the outer cusp of her bung hole and while fucking her, husk three or more pieces of corn and insert into their hole. After humping the inner ring for various minutes, she will spout diarrhea all over your dope dick, and shoot out the full pieces of corn. You eat the corn.
Eggzample:
Steve: Wow man, I fucking ate Taco Bell with my boyfriend and then we went to the cornfield and used my shit as lube, then I put corn in his ass, he's such a freak! Then he fuckin shot it out of his ass and I ate the corn it was so weird! SO torqued man!
John: DUDE! You're a fucking Cincinnati CORN HUSKER! that's so dope man, you're fuckin dank also. You must have been torqued.
Steve: I know man, I'm super dope. PETE'S HOT!!!! and max and gilly!
Eggzample:
Steve: Wow man, I fucking ate Taco Bell with my boyfriend and then we went to the cornfield and used my shit as lube, then I put corn in his ass, he's such a freak! Then he fuckin shot it out of his ass and I ate the corn it was so weird! SO torqued man!
John: DUDE! You're a fucking Cincinnati CORN HUSKER! that's so dope man, you're fuckin dank also. You must have been torqued.
Steve: I know man, I'm super dope. PETE'S HOT!!!! and max and gilly!
by DANE BROO!! February 27, 2010
you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob
so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.
by purple people eater July 03, 2008
A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.
Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.
Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.
Jeff: the smell.
by Rogefag December 10, 2010