Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla August 15, 2012

Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

by markiel January 18, 2003

Oklahoma corn-dog

When a man fucks a girl in the chili ring, and then he pulls it out of her and she precedes to eat his corn covered dick.

Robby: Man I gave Sally an Oklahoma corn-dog last night!

Jim: Ohh man that's so crazy!!

by Randy71 July 10, 2010

Cincinatti Corn Husker

n. the act of going to any fast food restaurants such as Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, etc. and both eating as much as you can off of the menu then entering a corn field with your girlfriend and/or boyfriend and using your own diarrhea as lube, injecting your pecker into the outer cusp of her bung hole and while fucking her, husk three or more pieces of corn and insert into their hole. After humping the inner ring for various minutes, she will spout diarrhea all over your dope dick, and shoot out the full pieces of corn. You eat the corn.

Eggzample:

Steve: Wow man, I fucking ate Taco Bell with my boyfriend and then we went to the cornfield and used my shit as lube, then I put corn in his ass, he's such a freak! Then he fuckin shot it out of his ass and I ate the corn it was so weird! SO torqued man!
John: DUDE! You're a fucking Cincinnati CORN HUSKER! that's so dope man, you're fuckin dank also. You must have been torqued.
Steve: I know man, I'm super dope. PETE'S HOT!!!! and max and gilly!

see cornhole ^^
Example should include the word "Cincinatti Corn Husker"

by DANE BROO!! March 3, 2010

cleveland corn on the cock

you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob

so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.

by purple people eater July 3, 2008

Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.

Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.

by Rogefag December 11, 2010