Fizzy Chocolate

Fizzy Chocolate is the act of pissing inside someone while giving anal sex. A new twist on the champagne shower.

Taken from the old wives tale of "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, 'Round the corner chocolate's made.."

Dude 1: oi bro how good were those strippers aye
Dude 2: yeah bruz she let me give her fizzy chocolate aye
Dude 1: mad cunt

Sir 1: how is you would like to be pleased this fine evening young lady?
Mistress 1: please sir, i'm begging for fizzy lemonade on such a hot night
Sir 1: i never thought you'd ask **inserts erect penis into rectum of female and begins to urinate profoudnly to achieve a sensational blend**

by power_rager_1 April 15, 2015

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012

Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

chocolate chug

When someone sit on your mouth, then proceeds to have intense diarrhea into your mouth whilst you are simultaneously swallowing it.

Me and my girl were in the mood for something kinky, so she gave me the chocolate chug

by bruhman87 January 13, 2022

Chocolate cock

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.

-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018

Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011

chocolate bowl

a toilet, often one that is containing poo, or faeces

dan is so fat he would even eat from the chocolate bowl

by J_H__ April 2, 2009