candy-ass-motherfucker

a weak, disappointing, or frustrating person. the term is used while in a Samuel L. Jackson level rage rant.

Ex.1: "Listen here you candy-ass-motherfucker if I catch you with my sister again your ass will be mounted on my wall like an elk's antlers, and your head is gonna be over my fireplace! Now get the hell out of here before I drop kick you out!"

by Boberto111 June 09, 2015

candy shop girl

A girl that is really pretty and sexy.

Wow Amia is really pretty.Is she a candy shop girl?

by cnady shop girl March 27, 2005

man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013

candy caning

the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards

"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."

by chottpocket December 19, 2011

candy cigs

what the badass mfst puffs on to get our nic fix at SMC. fuckin right, candy cigs. and you dont even need a lighter....

"dude, those candy cigs are primo!"

by Goulet April 02, 2005

cotton candy kiss

Putting a piece of cotton candy in your mouth and give you lover a french kiss.

Cotton candy kisses are so sweet and sugary, it's candy and kissing at the same time.

by Pamela Rae May 28, 2006

Candy Ass Civ

Sea Cadet that lacks any showing of effort, ability to follow orders, or to even try. Does not complete course work and therefore stays an E-1 his whole worthless life. During unit drills, often pretends to be tying his/her shoes while jogging during PT to avoid working out. Many think this person deserves to die the death of a Communist.

That St.Pierre is such a Candy Ass Civ

by Big Boy Spangler February 10, 2005