Schlong bomb

A terrorists penis.

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*

by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012

Neutron Bomb

When you enter a public restroom in order to relieve a copious quantity of the contents of the bowels, and it just so happens that the smell can only be thought of as "Eau de Subway Homeless". The result makes people choose another restroom on another floor, another building or just hold it until they get home. Neutron Bombs are frequently detonated at roadside rest stops, county park latrines, mall food courts, other people's house parties, corporate environments where you didn't get the job, corporate environments where you haven't gotten a raise in three years, corporate environments in general but not on your floor, or at the bathroom display area at a home improvement store.

"The Kung Pao Chicken from Kar Won gave me some serious rumbles. Don't go up to 6th floor, I had to drop a neutron bomb there."

"Are you kidding? Right after lunch?"

"Yeah, the fallout is leaking into the hallway."

by Junior Squid Number 3 June 29, 2013

Bison Bomb

When having sex,you flip your partners legs up over their head,until their feet touch the floor..and they are completely upside down. Then you give that vag a repetitive downward thrust with your man meat,and pound it into a pulp.

That bobblehead bitch Sandra came by this weekend. I gave that beav a proper bison bomb

by T999 July 18, 2019

Bomb on Betty

Term for having a destructive diarrhea explosive like defacation

Oh my God! I'm about to Bomb on Betty in this bathroom!

by Jme2tall October 10, 2018

Responsibility bomb

Finding out that one is having a kid or is going to have to take care of a disabled family member.

Person A: Hey, is Kevin coming to the bar tonight?

Person B: No, his girlfriend just broke the news about the responsibility bomb he put in her.

by Voodoo870 November 29, 2011

cluster bomb

kluhs-ter bom

Explosive diarrhea.

See "splashing the bowl"

After two plates of squid pasta and pork Belly at Mission Chinese, Sam cluster bombed until early the next morning.

by Dia-Ria July 15, 2014

Bomb man

when you're in class and somebody's snitching on you so hard about how you're on your chrome book and your not suppose to there being a

bomb man or woman

by Fe4rless2.0 November 4, 2020